Wednesday 31 July 2013

Justin Bieber Just Needs To Shirt Up, Says Kat Dennings

Justin Bieber Just Needs To Shirt Up, Says Kat Dennings

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Kat Dennings may play one of 2 Broke Girls on TV, but in real life she’s richer than she’d like to be in shirtless photos of Justin Bieber



But she wanted to clear up her beliefs about the Biebs this week, explaining: 


"Here's the deal. I said that about his Instagram because there's so many shirtless pictures, and I feel like he's too young to be posting shirtless pictures.”

It’s true that at 19, Justin is young, but we hope Kat will kut him some slack. At least going shirtless is a legal activity!

And JB could (allegedly) use more of those in his life these days. LOLz!!! 

 

Justin Bieber CAUGHT Red-Handed (And Shirtless)! Beersby Biebsy!!

Justin Bieber CAUGHT Red-Handed (And Shirtless)! Beersby Biebsy!!

 BUSTED!!! 
Well this is probably why Griffin Nightclub didn't wanna risk admitting the underage Justin Bieber Monday night.
Because letting underage peeps drink is a SERIOUS business boo-boo!!
A sneaky Twitter user has posted the photos (above) of the shirtless Biebs holding what clearly appears to be a beer… or a black cherry soda, LOLz! The photo was apparently taken at a NYC nightclub this week.
Could it have been Catch? Maybe! Maybe not.
We heard that's where Justin tried next after Griffin rejected him.
Just an FYI — the little prince is only 19. You need to be 21+ to sip!!

"I did not threaten Santoshi" - Firoz Nadiadwala


"I did not threaten Santoshi" - Firoz Nadiadwala

 Producer Firoz Nadiadwala is aghast at the charges of death threats leveled at him by director Raj Kumar Santoshi who has filed a police case against Feroz and got himself round-the-clock police security claiming danger to his family's well being.

Firoz says during all these years in the film industry he has never threatened anybody. "I did speak to Raj Santoshi on July 11. He filed a complaint against me on July 22. If a man is threatened why would he wait 11 days to do something about it?"

Firoz says he has all the relevant paper-work to prove that Santoshi owes him a huge amount of money approximately Rs 16 crores. According to Firoz, the police complaint is an attempt to cover-up the financial irregularities.

Says Firoz, "He took Rs 5 crores from me to direct a film called Power with Bachchan Saab, Ajay Devgn and Sanjay Dutt in the cast. Then he took Rs 2 crores and 40 lakhs from me for another film titled Baba Jaan with Abhishek Bachchan in the lead. Then he also took Rs 65 lakhs from me for a film that he promised to make for me with Ranbir Kapoor in the lead."

Firoz further claims that when he went to sign the Big B for Power, the normally-reticent superstar refused to work with Santoshi claiming that Santoshi had refused to pay up Rs 1 crore of the Big B's pending fees from an earlier project.

Firoz claims he offered to pay the Big B the money owed to him by Santoshi. "As a producer I wanted a good film to be made with Bachchan Saab in it. I paid up the money that Kumar-that's what I call Santoshi-owed the Big B. It was only after I cleared up Santoshi's pending dues with the Big B, that Santoshi was allowed access into the Bachchans' household again. He then offered to make Baba Jaan with Abhishek for me. I met Abhishek, and he agreed. I gave Kumar Rs 2 crores 45 lakhs to make Baba Jaan. We agreed to hold the mahurat of Power in September 2010 and then start Baba Jaan in early 2011."

Firoz claims before the proposed mahurat for Power, Santoshi showed up at Firoz's office with a starlet from the South as the leading lady opposite Ajay Devgn. "I don't want to say anything derogatory about any lady. But this actress was not fit to be cast even as a supporting actress. I kept quiet in front of the lady. But the next day Santoshi flared up asking why I was cold to the actress. What was I supposed to do? I had to be courteous to the lady. But Santoshi was upset about this. When I asked him whether he had taken Ajay's consent about casting her, Santoshi started screaming at me claiming Ajay's consent was his look-out. This happened in front of eyewitnesses." 

                                                  

Firoz claims that at the mahurat of Power, Ajay saw his intended leading lady and recoiled. "Anil, Ajay and Sanju were on stage when the lady arrived. Ajay was very upset. After the mahurat, Sanju whom I am very close to warned me that Ajay was unhappy. When I asked Santoshi about Ajay's approval of the girl he laughed off my misgivings. A week later Ajay said he was no more interested in doing Power. The project fell through. Logically and ethically, Santoshi should have returned my money for Power and proceeded to make Baba Jaan with Abhishek. Instead Santoshi went to Abhishek with another project for another producer. Abhishek being from a cultured family refused to work on another project with Santoshi. Some days later Santoshi landed up at my home and created a ruckus, screaming and ranting at me. I requested him to calm down. Two days later he went to Filmistan to meet Ajay and Sanju while they were shooting for Rascals. Over there Santoshi created this entire drama about me threatening him. That drama has not ended for four years. According to Santoshi I've no work except to threaten him."

According to Firoz, Santoshi has been dodging the monetary issue. "Whenever I call him he says he's holidaying, or busy. He gives me a time for us to meet and then doesn't turn up."

Firoz says Santoshi is using the good offices of a senior government officer (name and designation withheld) to intimidate Firoz. "I'd say this officer is Santoshi's friend, philosopher and misguide. The two of them have worked out a modus operandi to make money. First Santoshi makes a fool of people like me and then uses the good offices of this officer to threaten film people into silence when they demand their money back. This is exactly what has happened with me. This officer came to me and suggested that I write off the Rs 5 crores that Santoshi owes me. As for the rest of money owed, this officer said, 'We will see what's to be done.' He also bragged about his contacts and demanded Rs 50 lakhs from me. Can you believe this? A senior government officer indulges in extortion!"

Despite the alleged threats Firoz refuses to write off the money. "Okay, Santoshi can claim some monetary compensation for some spadework he did for Power. He shot for 9 days for a 120-day shooting schedule. How can he claim Rs 5 crores for that? I declined to accept this officer's settlement plan."

On July 11, Firoz rang up Santoshi asking for a meeting. "Again Santoshi evaded a meeting. I told him I am not a corporate house that can write off crores as production deficit. Santoshi even told me that the money I had given to Mr. Bachchan was not to be part of Santoshi's liabilities. I told him to return my money or I'll ask my legal team to get into action. He suggested we meet after 4-5 days. I insisted we meet and offered to drive down to his home which is not even 5 minutes' distance from my home. I got into my car and drove to Santoshi's home. Before I could reach he called to say he wasn't home. I asked him what his intention were and why was he cheating me. I insisted on waiting below his home. However he persuaded me to return and I did. The next thing that happened is, on July 22-11 days after my attempts to meet him-he complained to the police that I had threatened him. He's telling everyone I threatened to kill him and his family. Yeh sab kya hai? Could he please show any phone call or letter that I had threatened him?"

On Thursday July 25 Santoshi registered a case against Firoz. Firoz has applied for anticipatory bail.

Getting worked up Firoz says, "I treated him like an elder brother. He cheated me. He claims I was going to trespass into his home and harm his family. Do I do such things? He thinks he can avoid paying me my Rs 16 crores by claiming I am threatening him. My old parents think their son is going to be arrested. My family is being put under so much stress just because I asked for my money? Is this fair?"

Zimbabwe election: Robert Mugabe faces Morgan Tsvangirai

Zimbabwe election: Robert Mugabe faces Morgan Tsvangirai

Zimbabweans are voting in fiercely contested presidential and parliamentary elections which have already been hit by fraud allegations.
President Robert Mugabe, 89, has said he will step down after 33 years in power if he and his Zanu-PF party lose.
Prime Minister Morgan Tsvangirai's Movement for Democratic Change (MDC) have accused Zanu-PF of doctoring the electoral roll, a charge it has denied.
Campaigning was mostly peaceful, with few reports of intimidation.
Zanu-PF and the MDC have shared an uneasy coalition government since 2009 under a deal brokered to end the deadly violence that erupted after a disputed presidential poll the previous year.




The BBC's Nomsa Maseko asks Robert Mugabe if he would step down if he lost
Mr Tsvangirai won the most votes in the first round, but pulled out of the run-off with Mr Mugabe because of attacks on his supporters.
'Determined to vote' The government has barred Western observers from monitoring Wednesday's elections, but the African Union (AU) and the Southern African Development Community (Sadc), as well as local organisations, have been accredited.
Polls opened at 07:00 local time (05:00 GMT) and are due to close at 17:00 GMT.
The turnout is expected to be high among the 6.4 million people registered to vote, with tens of thousands of people attending rallies in recent weeks. Results are expected within five days.

Zimbabweans wait to cast their votes in presidential and parliamentary elections in Harare, Wednesday 31 July 2013


Zimbabwe election: Key facts

  • About 6.4 million registered voters
  • Polls open at 05:00 GMT and close at 17:00 GMT
  • Vote for president and parliament
  • Zanu-PF's Robert Mugabe and MDC's Morgan Tsvangirai are the main presidential contenders
  • Mr Mugabe, 89, is seeking to extend his 33-year rule
  • Mr Tsvangirai, 61, hopes to become president after three failed attempts
  • The poll ends the fractious coalition between Zanu-PF and MDC, which was brokered by regional mediators after disputed elections in 2008 that were marred by violence

Wednesday has been declared a national holiday to ensure people can vote. Despite this, voters queued for several hours outside polling stations across the country before they opened, reports the BBC's Nomsa Maseko in Harare.
"I got up at four but still couldn't get the first position in the line," Clifford Chasakara, a voter in the western province of Manicaland, told the Reuters news agency.
"My fingers are numb, but I'm sure I can mark the ballot all the same. I'm determined to vote and have my vote counted."
At a news conference at State House on Tuesday, Mr Mugabe was asked if he and Zanu-PF would accept defeat.
"If you go into a process and join a competition where there are only two outcomes, win or lose, you can't be both. You either win or lose. If you lose, you must surrender," he said.
But Mr Tsvangirai dismissed the president's remarks.
"He does not believe in the right of the people to choose. He does not believe he can be voted out of office," he told the BBC.
The 61 year old has vowed to push Mr Mugabe into retirement; it is his third attempt to unseat him.
An MDC spokesman said separately that the party was only prepared to accept the results of the elections if they were "free and fair".
'Anomalies' On Tuesday, the MDC accused Zanu-PF of doctoring the roll of registered voters, which was released by the Zimbabwe Electoral Commission (ZEC) only on the eve of the polls after weeks of delay.
The MDC claimed the roll dated back to 1985 and was full of anomalies.





A supporters of the Movement for Democratic Change holds up a poster showing presidential candidate Morgan Tsvangirai at a rally in Harare on 29 July  Tens of thousands attended rallies in the run up to the elections
 
A BBC correspondent has seen the document and says it features the names of thousands of dead people. He says many names with the same address appear two or three times.
A Zanu-PF spokesman denied the allegations and pointed out that appointees from both parties were on the ZEC. He also accused Finance Minister Tendai Biti, a member of the MDC, of not funding the commission properly. The ZEC has not commented.
In addition to Mr Mugabe and Mr Tsvangirai, there are three other candidates standing for the presidency - Welshman Ncube, leader of the breakaway MDC-Mutambara; Dumiso Dabengwa of the Zimbabwe African People's Union (Zapu), and Kisinoti Munodei Mukwazhe, who represents the small Zimbabwe Development Party (ZDP).
To be declared a winner, a presidential candidate must win more than 50% of the vote. If no candidate reaches this mark, a run-off will be held on 11 September.
The elections will be the first to be held under the new constitution approved in a referendum in March this year

Tuesday 30 July 2013

'Man of Steel 2' logo: When Superman confronts Batman,How Superman is coming to the rescue of the porn industry

'Man of Steel 2' logo: When Superman confronts Batman

The promoters of 'Man of Steel 2' have announced that the film is going to be released in 2015. Directed by Zack Snyder, the film will feature a battle between Batman and Superman.

How Superman is coming to the rescue of the porn industry

 

Los Angeles: We all know he can leap tall buildings in a single bound and bend steel in his bare hands. So perhaps it should come as no surprise that during a time of crisis even the porn industry turns to Superman.
The same week in June that Warner Bros. released the Superman blockbuster Man of Steel, Vivid Entertainment Group put out its own superhero flick, Man of Steel XXX: A Porn Parody.
Although it's safe to assume that Steel XXX didn't quite match the $116.6 million opening weekend of the Warner Bros. hit, if it performs anything like 2010's Batman XXX: A Porn Parody, it will become the most-rented and highest-selling porn video of the year. At a cost of more than $100,000, it will also be one of the most expensive porn movies made.

Parodies, once a cheaply filmed niche segment of the adult movie market, are big business these days - filled with expensive special effects, real story lines, actors who can (sometimes) actually act and costumes that even comic-book geeks find authentic.
The movies may also help save an industry looking to rebound from years of Internet piracy, illegal downloads and amateur videos that have caused a serious financial hit, said Mark Kernes, senior editor at Adult Video News. The business has gone from annual revenues of as much as $12 billion a few years ago to about $7 billion today. 


"We certainly do have a problem with piracy ... and sadly no one seems to be able to do anything about it," said Kernes.
But now Superman is coming to the rescue, along with Batman, Iron Man and Spider-Man.
All four have taken star turns in full-length, slickly produced films that include hard-core crime fighting and, well, other hard-core scenes - although milder versions were made of some of the same films.
Neither the makers of the mainstream movies nor comic book writer and Iron Man creator Stan Lee wanted to comment. A person who answered the phone at Lee's office said he doubted Lee had heard of the parodies, and then hung up. Lee, himself, didn't respond to an email.
Marvel Comics also did not respond to requests for comment. Warner Bros.' DC Entertainment Division, which makes the Superman and Batman films, had no comment, said spokeswoman Courtney Simmons. 


Since the trend toward superhero parodies began three years ago, no porn company making them has been sued. For years the courts have ruled that parodies, like other forms of speech, are protected by the First Amendment.
"Mainstream porn, from a copyright protection, from a First Amendment protection, is essentially the same as any other form of written expression," said entertainment lawyer David Ginsburg, who is executive director of the UCLA School of Law's entertainment, media and intellectual property law program.
"The rules of parody apply as equally to porn as they do to any other form of parody, like 'Saturday Night Live' or Mad Magazine," he said.
The porn parody superhero revolution seems to have begun in earnest around 2010, when veteran adult film director Axel Braun, who boasts of having a collection of DC and Marvel comics dating to his childhood, brought his Batman XXX film to Vivid Entertainment Group.
The company's chief executive, Steven Hirsch, initially wasn't that impressed. But when the film became the biggest-selling and renting video of the year, Hirsch said, he quickly realized there was a core demographic his business was overlooking: comic-book geeks.
Soon Vivid was cranking out four to six of the movies a year, timing their release to whenever the mainstream films hit theaters. 


Other companies soon followed with their own releases, including: The Justice League Of Porn Star Heroes and a parody of the vampire television series True Blood.
Production costs can be more than 10 times as high as making a traditional pornographic movie, but the parodies sell for three times as much, Braun said.
They are, Hirsch said, the best-selling movies on Vivid TV, "after our celebrity sex tapes."
 

Johnny Depp says he may retire from acting soon

Johnny Depp says he may retire from acting soon

'I wouldn't say I'm dropping out any second, but I would say it's probably not too far away' … Johnny Depp. Photograph: Dave Hogan/Getty Images

Johnny Depp has said that the end of his acting career is "not too far away".
The 50-year-old star told the BBC in an interview broadcast earlier today that he would hope to move on to "quieter things" in the near future.
"I wouldn't say I'm dropping out any second, but I would say it's probably not too far away," said Depp. "When you add up the amount of dialogue that you say per year and you realise that you've said written words more than you've had a chance to say your own words, you start thinking about that as an insane option for a human being."
Depp – a three-time best actor Oscar nominee – started his career as a teen idol in the 1980s TV series 21 Jump Street, before developing a long-running collaboration with director Tim Burton through films such as Edward Scissorhands, Sleepy Hollow and Alice in Wonderland.
His most recent film, a big-budget adaptation of The Lone Ranger that sees Depp play Tonto, has had a tough time at the US box office, with reports that it could lose studio Disney up to $150m. Meanwhile, his appearances as Captain Jack Sparrow in the Pirates of the Caribbean films (also Disney productions) have proved immensely profitable.
Depp's comments on acting echo those of Brad Pitt, who suggested he would quit acting "in three years" during a 2011 TV interview with 60 Minutes. Pitt – of a similar age (49) and star wattage to Depp – said he would look to develop his career as a producer.
Depp has a few more films on his slate before retirement is an option. Pirates of the Caribbean 5 is due in 2015, while a sequel to Alice in Wonderland is rumoured to include an appearance by Depp's character, The Mad Hatter. The star has also recently signed on to play the title role in Mortdecai, a comic crime thriller about a dashing and unscrupulous art dealer.

 

Daniel Craig and Sam Mendes confirmed for next James Bond film

Daniel Craig and Sam Mendes confirmed for next James Bond film


The production team behind the 007 film franchise announced that Sam Mendes and Daniel Craig will definitely reunite for the 24th Bond film, after the phenomenal success of Skyfall, the last entry in the series. Their participation was much rumoured, despite Mendes originally turning down the offer to direct back in March this year. Craig is contracted to act in at least two more Bond films. Scriptwriter John Logan will also be returning.
In a statement, Mendes said: "I am very pleased that by giving me the time I need to honour all my theatre commitments, the producers have made it possible for me to direct Bond 24. I very much look forward to taking up the reins again, and to working with Daniel Craig, Michael G. Wilson and Barbara Broccoli for a second time." Mendes has just seen his stage production of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory open in London's West End, and it was this that had been the principal obstacle to his involvement.
Bond 24's lead producers Michael G Wilson and Barbara Broccoli said: "Following the extraordinary success of Skyfall, we're really excited to be working once again with Daniel Craig, Sam Mendes and John Logan."


Skyfall achieved unprecedented commercial success for a Bond film, taking $1.1bn at the worldwide box office, becoming the highest grossing of all the Bond franchise over its 50 years of existence, and the highest grossing film of all time in the UK. It was nominated for five Oscars and won two, including best original song for Adele Adkins and Paul Epworth.
No details of the new film's content have been announced, although it has been reported that Penélope Cruz will have a significant role.
The release date is also confirmed as 23 October 2015 for the UK and 6 November 6 2015 for the US.

 

 

Listen to Snoop Lion’s Entire Album ‘Reincarnated’

Listen to Snoop Lion’s Entire Album ‘Reincarnated’

 

In the 20 years since Snoop Dogg released his genre-defining debut “Doggystyle,” the rapper’s name has become a sort of hip-hop shorthand, and he’s become a larger than life figure in popular culture over a string of albums and movie roles (“Starsky & Hutch,” “Training Day”). So it came as something of a surprise when the MC rechristened himself “Snoop Lion” last year after studying the Rastafari religion in Jamaica, and announced he was recording a reggae album, “Reincarnated,” which comes out Tuesday.
Snoop today takes over Speakeasy as the first-ever special guest editor, and in that role wrote an essay that explains his reggae transformation, assigned a story about the part youth sports programs play in communities, and will answer questions from readers. Check back in throughout the day to read Snoop’s contributions.
It only makes sense to pair his guest-editing stint with “Reincarnated,” which Speakeasy streams in its entirety today. The album features contributions from Drake, Akon and Miley Cyrus, and production from Diplo and Major Lazer. What do you think of “Reincarnated?” Leave your thoughts in the comments. If you have questions for Snoop, send them on Twitter with the hashtag #AskSnoop.

Eminem New Album 2013: New Song 'Symphony in H' Disses Jennifer Lopez


Eminem New Album 2013: New Song 'Symphony in H' Disses Jennifer Lopez

 

 A snippet of Eminem's new song "Symphony in H" recently leaked online... and it looks like Slim Shady's officially back! Several fans totally dig Em's fresh rap beats (even the verse that disses pop songstress Jennifer Lopez). However, the new track won't be featured on Eminem's highly-anticipated 2013 album... "Symphony in H" appears on Tony Touch's upcoming mixtape "The Piece Maker 3: Return of the 50 MCs" set for release on July 9. So what's the deal with Shady's eighth studio record... will anxious fans get any real clues anytime soon?

 

Sorry, Slim Shady fans, it doesn't look like Eminem's new 2013 album will drop on July 2 like initially suggested. Apparently, fresh beats from the "Without Me" rapper will hit airwaves sometime this upcoming fall (hopefully). But here's a fun-fact... "Hart of Dixie" beauty Rachel Bilson recently admitted in an interview with British Cosmopolitan magazine that she'd love to bust-out a duet with Eminem... the 31-year-old starlet always secretly wanted to pursue a career in rapping! Hmm... perhaps a surprise collaboration's already secretly in the works?


donload link-Symphony In H (CDQ)



Monday 29 July 2013

Sunny Leone finds a new lover!

Sunny Leone finds a new lover!

 
Model-turned-actor Ameet Gaur, who was last seen in Force, is excited that he will romance Sunny Leone in Tina And Lolo.
It is heard that Minissha Lamba will be playing Lolo in this movie that will be shot extensively in Russia and Georgia.
Ameet has also bagged a role in the Ranbir Kapoor-Arjun Rampal-Jacqueline Fernandez film, Roy. He can barely believe that like it is in Mumbai, it's also pouring films for him.

Sean Paul feat Keyshia Cole - Give It Up to Me


Sean Paul feat Keyshia Cole - Give It Up to Me



 download link-Sean-Paul feat Keyshia Cole - Give It Up to Me

Give It Up To Me Lyrics

Sean Paul

Give It Up To Me by Sean Paul feat Keyshia Cole
[Intro: Sean Paul
Get out my head and into the bed girl...
Cau yuh dun know, plottin' out the fantasy..
Hey baby girl and it's you a di key...yo...mi go so then

[Chorus: Sean Paul] (Letters in CAPS means Keyshia Cole is singing with Sean Paul)
From yuh look inna mi eye gal I see seh yuh want me
When you gonna GIVE IT UP TO ME
Because yuh body enticin yuh makin mi horny
When yuh gonna GIVE IT UP TO ME
Well if a no today girl then a must be tomorrow (Oooh, oooh, oooh)
When you FULFILL MY FANTASY
Because yuh know I give yuh lovin straight like an arrow
When yuh gonna GIVE IT UP TO ME

[Verse 1:]
So back it up deh..So pack it up yeah
Cause I wanna be the man that's really gonna have it up and mack it up and
Slap it up yeah...So what is up yeah...You know you got the sinting inna me pants a develop and a swell up and
Double up yeah...So gimmie the work yeah cause if you no gimme the work the blue balls a erupt yeah..
So rev it up deh gal gwaan try you luck deh cause when you stir it up you know me haffi measure up yeah.

[Chorus: Sean Paul] (Letters in CAPS means Keyshia Cole is singing with Sean Paul)
From yuh look inna mi eye gal I see seh yuh want me
When you gonna GIVE IT UP TO ME
Because yuh body enticin yuh makin mi horny
When yuh gonna GIVE IT UP TO ME
Well if a no today girl then a must be tomorrow (Oooh, oooh, oooh)
When you FULFILL MY FANTASY
Because yuh know I give yuh lovin straight like an arrow
When yuh gonna GIVE IT UP TO ME

[Verse 2: Sean Paul]
Hey pretty girl...Seh mi love fi see you walk...
Yuh no habla ingles but just listen me when me a talk
This ya one yeah from me heart, woman you got me caught
You ever inna me thoughts and no left me inna the dark, inna the...
First place gal that's where you belong, so just let me flip the switch woman I can turn it on and...
Gimme the passion from dusk till dawn...Tell me if you want it fi gwaan...my girl..

[Verse 3: Keyshia Cole]
As a woman on my own I got it goin on
And I'm liking what I'm seeing I don't wanna be alone
Cause you got me in a daze your illusion make me sway
We go back and forth and round and round and nothing turn away
Baby boy could it be wonderful like this
To say it's only bout in the way you twist
Cause you got me in a daze your illusion make me sway
I'm caught into you now I'm tempted to stay, oh no!

[Chorus: Sean Paul] (Letters in CAPS means Keyshia Cole is singing with Sean Paul)
From yuh look inna mi eye gal I see seh yuh want me
When you gonna GIVE IT UP TO ME
Because yuh body enticin yuh makin mi horny
When yuh gonna GIVE IT UP TO ME
Well if a no today girl then a must be tomorrow (Oooh, oooh, oooh)
When you FULFILL MY FANTASY
Because yuh know I give yuh lovin straight like an arrow
When yuh gonna GIVE IT UP TO ME

{Bridge: Keyshia Cole]
Boom, boom, boom boom, boom, boom, boom boom
Boom, boom, boom boom, ba ba boom, boom, boom boom

[Verse 4: Sean Paul]
So why can't you see....we ought to be....together girl don't front on me
I just wanna be near so don't have no fear and lemme see you bring your body right over here
Because you should share it...girl I'll care it.....And I'm gonna give you love so clear
It gonna make you shine and once you are mine...we be rockin' it until the end of time

[Chorus: Sean Paul] (Letters in CAPS means Keyshia Cole is singing with Sean Paul)
From yuh look inna mi eye gal I see seh yuh want me
When you gonna GIVE IT UP TO ME
Because yuh body enticin yuh makin mi horny
When yuh gonna GIVE IT UP TO ME
Well if a no today girl then a must be tomorrow (Oooh, oooh, oooh)
When you FULFILL MY FANTASY
Because yuh know I give yuh lovin straight like an arrow
When yuh gonna GIVE IT UP TO ME
From yuh look inna mi eye gal I see seh yuh want me
When you gonna GIVE IT UP TO ME
Because yuh body enticin yuh makin mi horny
When yuh gonna GIVE IT UP TO ME
Well if a no today girl then a must be tomorrow (Oooh, oooh, oooh)
When you FULFILL MY FANTASY
Because yuh know I give yuh lovin straight like an arrow
When yuh gonna GIVE IT UP TO ME

[Outro: Keyshia Cole] (Sean Paul)
Oh ah oh (Yeah yeah, yo yo)
Oh ah oh (Sean-A-Paul and yuh know we a nuh go yo)
Oh ah oh, oooh oh ah oh (Di S.P. and we deh yah pon di go yo)
Oooh oooh oooh (Sean Paul, Keyshia Cole and Don Corleon, a next chapter
Oh ah oh (Yah mon fah all my girls yuh know)
Oooh oh ah oh (Keep it keep it keep it keep it sexy)
Oh ah oh (Boom, boom, boom boom)

Oh ah oh (Boom, boom, boom boom)

Oh ah oh (Boom, boom, boom boom)
Oooh oh ah oh (Ba ba boom, boom, boom boom)
Oh ah oh (Boom, boom, boom boom)
Oh ah oh (Boom, boom, boom boom)
Oh ah oh (Boom, boom, boom boom)
Oooh oh ah oh (Ba ba boom, boom, boom boom)

 

Sean Paul - Other Side Of Love

          Sean Paul - Other Side Of Love

Sean Paul - Other Side Of Love lyrics......



 [Sean Paul]
Baby....you don't have to keep looking through my phone
If something's going on
Girl you'd already know
We don't even say two words without a fight anymore
How did we get here....Baby, I gotta know
Download link .....
Other Side Of Love

Salman Khan to face grave charges in hit-and-run case


Salman Khan to face grave charges in hit-and-run case

In a severe setback to Bollywood actor Salman Khan, a Mumbai court Wednesday formally charged him with culpable homicide not amounting to murder in the 2002 hit-and-run accident case.

If found guilty under the stringent Indian Penal Code Section 304 (Part two), the actor could face a 10-year prison term.

The trial is expected to start from Aug 16.

However, Salman Khan, 47, today pleaded “not guilty” to this and other charges framed against him by Sessions Judge U.B. Hejib.

The other charges have been slapped under IPC Section 279 (causing death by negligence), and Sections 337, 338, 427, and under the Motor Vehicles Act and the Bombay Prohibition Act.

However, the court accepted an application moved by the actor seeking exemption from personal appearance during the trial and granted the request.

Sessions Judge Hejib directed Salman Khan to remain present before the court whenever required and read out the charges to him.

On June 24, the sessions court upheld a magistrate’s order that an offence of culpable homicide not amounting to murder was made out against the actor and dismissed his appeal against the verdict.

The magistrate had tried him under the lesser charge of causing death by negligence under IPC Section 304-A, which stipulates a maximum two-year jail sentence.

Earlier Wednesday morning, Sessions Judge Hejib expressed inability to frame the charges against Salman Khan since he was transferred to a new assignment.

Public prosecutor Shankar Erande urged the court to frame the charges Wednesday itself since the accused actor was planning to travel abroad for two months and it could further delay the 11-year old case.

On Sep 28, 2002, in the early hours, a Land Cruiser allegedly driven by Salman Khan, who was in an inebriated condition, climbed onto a pavement and crushed five, one of whom died, in suburban Bandra.

Accepting a plea by the actor’s lawyer Shrikant Shivade, the court also directed the media to exercise restraint in coverage of the trial and report the case proceedings accurately. – IANS

 

Sunday 28 July 2013

Sana Saeed – The little K2H2 girl is now cute and hot too!

 Sana Saeed – The little K2H2 girl is now cute and hot too!







This little girl who portrayed the role of Shahrukh Khan’s eight-year old daughter is now 24-years old. Yes, time flies! But what the most surpring thing is that, Sana Saeed can now be categorized in one of the hottest looking women in Bollywood. Though she hasn’t made her debut as a lead actress yet but she did feature in Karan Johar’s  Student Of The Year. 

 


Nargis Fakhri finds John Abraham hotter than Ranbir!

Nargis Fakhri finds John Abraham hotter than Ranbir!



Nargis Fakhri, who made her debut opposite Ranbir Kapoor in the movie Rockstar  insists that her current co-star John Abraham in Madras Cafe  is hotter than the former!
When she was asked who does she finds the hottest among the two, the sizzling actress replied, ““I feel great about working with both of them. Girls might be getting jealous of me. John is hotter if you ask me. They both are lovely people and for me its personality that wins me over.”
While talking about her experience with Ranbir, Nargis further added, “We got along like a house on fire and he was very helpful and considerate to me. He was a friend when I had no one.”
“I didn’t know John before Madras Cafe and he is soft spoken. I think I am nervous and shy in front of people. I was worried whether he will be ok the way I am performing. He is very helpful and every where he made me comfortable,” concluded Nargis.
 

Priyanka launches milkshakes to promote her song!


Priyanka launches milkshakes to promote her song!
We’ve all heard the new song of Priyanka Chopra which also features International rapper Pitbull and it has been named as ‘Exotic’. 
I don’t know if you liked the song but if you like Milkshakes you’ll love Exotic! Atleast that’s what Priyanka Chopra thinks. She’s going to launch her own milkshake at the West Hollywood branch of Millions of Milkshakes and she has named it as …that’s right. The Exotic Shake! That looks like a ridiculously desperate attempt to become a bonafide international pop star. Agreed she looks frigging hot in her official video but launching a milkshake in order to gain publicity? The phrase beauty with brains remains a myth.
Her first single, In My City which also features Will.i.am couldn’t garner any hits with the Americans though she had around 5,000 downloads on iTunes. The video has nothing but a bizarre use of auto-tune and you’ll see one hot chick walking towards you moving her lips. Very interesting, right? Oh yes, and then you have Will.i.am and considering his lyrics, he looks in a hurry to take Priyanka on a ride!
Let’s hope she doesn’t hop into the car and drive around the USA launching milkshakes. Seriously, what’s next? The Exotic Donuts? Please miss Chopra, come back to Bollywood and continue with your films. We’d rather remember you for Saath Khoon Maaf but definitely not your shakes!
 

Katrina Kaif spotted in a bikini with Ranbir Kapoor in Spain!

Katrina Kaif spotted in a bikini with Ranbir Kapoor in Spain!

     
     What! Katrina Kaif and Ranbir Kapoor have no qualms over their holiday pictures going viral? How is that even possible!
    Ok! This is news to us or rather everyone in B-town! How can Katrina and Ranbir not get upset over their holiday pictures going public and viral? I mean wasn’t this trip to Spain their personal and secret getaway? And weren’t they supposed to be spending quality time with each other avoiding the shutterbugs and paparazzi? Then how are they so calm about this entire leak?
    This doesn’t look like a publicity stunt. These hotties surely have an ulterior motive behind this leak. To top the entire news with cherry, word on the street it that Ranbir’s lady love, Katrina is quite happy about the leak. Wow! Not only she is not upset about the leak, she is happy about it! Wonder why?
    Is it the couples way of saying that they are an item or ‘more than just friends’? Or is this their way of conveying a loud and clear message that the Ranbir-Deepika and Katrina-Salman chapters are now closed? Hmm.. Could be anything, but to be frank, we are quite happy that the couple is now public! So much for keeping their relationship under wraps!


    So finally the love birds are chirping out of their cage as Katrina and Ranbir were together spotted getting cozy in Spain earlier this month. After running from all the paparazzi in India, they couldn’t probably work is stealth mode in Spain. These pictures were published in a leading magazine, who’s editor says, ““I think it’s great that Ranbir and Katrina are coming out into the open with their romance now. It’s great to be in love. “
    These photos speak a lot in themselves and their chemistry certainly seems on a high. Katrina Kaif spotted in a bikini with a shirtless Ranbir Kapoor, did Katrina take Ranbir for a Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara experience?  They have been spotted having dinner with each other’s families, visiting rock shows and going on holidays! Recently at Katrina’s birthday during the screening of Kiran Rao’s Ship Of Theseus, Ranbir stood up and started singing Happy Birthday to Katrina in front of everybody! Now you know how it feels to be in love?

Kate Middleton and Prince William's Royal Baby's Name: Prince George Alexander Louis of Cambridge

Kate Middleton and Prince William's Royal Baby's Name: Prince George Alexander Louis of Cambridge

Meet His Royal Highness Prince George Alexander Louis of Cambridge! Kate Middleton and Prince William revealed their baby name via a statement through Kensington Palace on Wednesday, only two days after Middleton gave birth.
Earlier that day, the royal couple releasedan official statement through Kensington Palace.
“We would like to thank the staffat the Lindo Wing and the whole hospital for the tremendous care the three of us have received. We know it has been a very busy period for the hospital and we would like to thank everyone - staff, patients and visitors - for their understanding during this time.” 

 According to Pamela Redmond Satran, a co-founder of the baby-name website Nameberry, in the past three centuries more kings have been named George than any other name. “It’s a regal choice and appropriate for the royal baby,” she said. "And of course the name Cambridge is fitting since his parents are the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge."

The name went over well among Yahoo! Shine readers, 16 percent of whom preferred George. And although royal experts told the Daily Mail on Wednesday that none of the chosen names are meant to be symbolic (rather, they're simply ones the royal couple likes), the significance seems obvious: The patron saint of England was also named George (and it was a bookie top pick) however, it has personal meaning, too. The couple may be paying respect to Queen Elizabeth's late father George VI. The paper also notes that George means "farmer" or "earth worker" and in 2011, it was the 12th most popular name in England. What's more, there has been only one other Prince of Cambridge and his name was also George.

For now, reports USA Today, the little one will be known as Prince George of Cambridge, but that may change once he grows up and becomes king. King Albert (called "Bertie" by his family) payed respect to his father George V by taking his name when he took the throne.

The baby’s middle names hold significance, too. According to various betting websites, if baby had been born a girl, Alexandra would've been the number one choice, so it makes sense that the male version—Alexander—was chosen,” said Nameberry co-founder Linda Rosenkrantz. "And the name Louis was likely chosen to commemorate Lord Louis Mountbatten, a close friend and mentor of Prince Charles who was assassinated by Irish terrorists in 1979." Baby George will also only have three names, just like Prince William and Prince Charles. 

 

On Tuesday, Kate Middleton and Prince William introduced the royal baby on the steps of St. Mary’s Hospital in London. William told reporters, "We are still working on a name, so we will have that as soon as we can" and "It is the first time we have seen him really, so we are having a proper chance to catch up."

And although it was a letdown for reporters and fans hungry for more royal baby news, according to CNN Royal Contributor Victoria Arbiter, it’s not surprising that the royal couple did things on their own terms. “There is no official protocol for announcing a royal baby’s name,” Arbiter told Yahoo! Shine. “Everyone has done it differently—Princess Diana and Prince Charles waited one week to release Prince William’s name, while Prince Harry was named immediately. And Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip waited about a month to name Charles."

 

“It makes sense that the couple revealed the name before the weekend. When William told reporters that he hoped the hospital and media could get back to their normal routines, the subtext was that he also wanted the fuss to die down,” she said. Arbiter had previously told MSN that she had a hunch about the baby's name. "George is a popular guess for a first name and also a popular name choice for monarchs: There have been six previous King Georges. Philip would be in honor of Prince Philip," she said. 

 Ever since the palace announced that the royal couple was expecting, the gambling world has exploded, with people placing bets on her due date, the baby’s gender, and even where the royal christening will take place. According to a story published Wednesday on CNN, between 20% and 30% of name bets were placed after Middleton went into labor on Monday.

Here are the monikers that didn’t make the cut:

Frederick: “This name was a front-runner and one of my personal favorites,” said Rosenkrantz. “Not only is Freddy a popular nickname in the U.K., the name Frederick is one of the top 100 names in the U.K. Frederick was also the eldest son of George II and the middle name of George V and George VI."

Arthur: The middle name of both Prince Charles and George VI. (Queen Elizabeth’s father), Arthur is a romantic name and comes in at No. 89 on the U.K.'s top 100 list. “It has a chic, upper class feeling to it,” she said. “People in America are even starting to use it.”

Philip: Giving the baby this name would've been an obvious nod to Prince Philip (William’s grandfather and Queen Elizabeth’s husband) and a way to honor him, especially in light of concerns about the 92-year-old’s health.  

James: England has already had two kings named James; however, since Middleton’s brother is also named James, the name wasn’t likely to be chosen.

Francis: Although it wasn't a strong contender for a first name, it may have been in the mix, considering Princess Diana’s middle name was Frances. “However, it would have been spelled as the male version, Francis,” said Rosenkrantz.

 

Natural Gas Boom Rewrites the Energy Rules . Social Jet Lag Mapping the Dark Cosmos Debut of the Mind-Controlled Robots Impatient Futurist: Your Domestic Robot Servant Has Finally Arrived (in a Fashion)

Natural Gas Boom Rewrites the Energy Rules

Fracking has finally challenged coal's dominance.

By Jesse David Jenkins|Friday, December 21, 2012
RELATED TAGS: POLLUTION, ENVIRONMENTAL POLICY
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Those closures have helped reduce U.S. energy-related carbon emissions to their lowest levels in 20 years. But in the energy world, everything comes at an environmental price. A typical fracking job involves pumping more than a million gallons of water, sand, and chemicals—including carcinogenic benzene, formaldehyde, and lead—into shale rock formations deep below the Earth’s surface to free locked-in natural gas. Improperly drilled wells or faulty well casings can leak fracking fluids and methane gas into nearby aquifers and water wells. Near fracking operations in Pavillion, Wyoming, monitors with the Environmental Protection Agency detected unsafe levels of benzene in water-monitoring wells and methane and various hydrocarbons in public drinking water wells. Moreover, scientists suspect that the injection of used fracking fluid into deep disposal wells may have triggered dozens of recent small earthquakes in northeastern Ohio and north Texas.
Natural gas is inherently cleaner than coal: It emits about half as much carbon per kilowatt-hour of generated electricity and comes without the mercury and many other pollutants that often accompany the burning of coal. But the epa and Cornell researchers confirmed last year that methane leaks from gas wells are a major concern. A report in Nature stated that in some cases the escape of methane, a far more potent greenhouse gas than carbon dioxide, "could effectively offset the environmental edge that natural gas is said to enjoy over other fossil fuels." Armond Cohen, executive director of the Clean Air Task Force, a nonprofit health and environmental advocacy group, cautions that the carbon reductions from the gas boom should not induce complacency about the importance of nuclear, renewable, and other zero-carbon energy sources. "The key goal is managing CO2 emissions down to almost zero," Cohen says.


. Social Jet Lag

Irregular sleep patterns associated with intense weekday work may drive diabetes and obesity. And sleep deprivation boosts the risk of hypertension, Alzheimer's, even cancer.

 


If you ever have the impulse to smash your alarm clock, Ludwig-Maximilians University biologist Till Roenneberg understands. This year he described the increasingly common phenomenon of "social jet lag," experienced by those who sleep short on workdays, then stay up later but sleep longer on weekends. If that is your pattern, you are more likely to be depressed and obese. "Sleep is one of the most underrated phenomena in modern society," Roenneberg says. A growing body of research is showing that if you don't get enough or get it at the wrong times, you expose yourself to a wide range of health consequences.
Eve Van Cauter, an endocrinologist at the University of Chicago, began untangling the connection between sleep deprivation, diabetes, and obesity more than a decade ago. This year her team discovered that sleep deprivation impedes the metabolism of glucose, the sugar that powers the body, in fat cells by a startling 30 percent. Lack of sleep affects appetite, too: A 2012 Swedish brain-scan study identified heightened activity in the right anterior cingulate cortex—a brain region associated with hunger control—in the sleep-deprived. 
Sleep loss is increasingly being implicated in other health 
 
 

Mapping the Dark Cosmos

Dark matter—the unseen stuff that makes up more than four-fifths of the matter in the universe—is finally coming into view.  What we see may change our entire picture of reality.

 

More than 80 percent of the matter in the universe consists of an unknown substance that cannot be seen through any telescope nor detected in any lab. This invisible stuff interacts with normal matter only through gravity, which is how astronomers first inferred its existence. More recently, computer models have demonstrated that dark matter is actually crucial to the visible realm. Without it, galaxies never would have pulled together. There would be no stars. There would be no people. 
Although astronomers still do not know exactly what dark matter is, in 2012 they learned a lot more about how it works. One team traced the way it spreads its tentacles throughout the cosmos. And another found hints that dark matter may not always be invisible after all.
Last January, Ludovic van Waerbeke of the University of British Columbia and Catherine Heymans of the University of Edinburgh announced that they had mapped a web of dark matter more than 1 billion light-years across. "That's the largest map ever made of dark matter," Van Waerbeke says. Although the dark stuff cannot be observed directly, its gravity bends light from any galaxies shining through it. Measuring the amount of bending reveals how much dark matter is present. 
Van Waerbeke and Heymans collected data for more than five years using the Canada-France-Hawaii Telescope atop Mauna Kea in Hawaii. They then analyzed light from 10 million galaxies, noting exactly where concentrations of dark matter distorted the galaxies' appearance. The resulting map shows gigantic clumps and strands of dark matter separated by enormous voids, with all the visible galaxies in the universe embedded in the dark web. The structure closely resembles what computer models predicted, but Van Waerbeke notes that the new map covers less than 0.4 percent of the sky. "It doesn't mean we won't find anything weird when we go to much larger coverage," he says.
Last summer, two astrophysicists from the University of California, Irvine, took another step toward making sense of the dark universe. They detected a stream of gamma rays from the center of our galaxy, the Milky Way, and suggested the radiation might be linked to dark matter. According to some theories, dark matter consists of particles called WIMPs (weakly interacting massive particles) that could destroy each other on contact. If so, whenever dark particles collide, they would release a burst of high-energy radiation. 
Kevork Abazajian and Manoj Kaplinghat found the gamma-ray signal in data collected by NASA’s Fermi Gamma-Ray Space Telescope. They tried to account for it from known objects, but dark matter was also consistent with the observations. The case is far from closed, though. The center of the Milky Way is a violent place, and the sheer intensity of radiation there leaves any interpretation open to question. Abazajian and Kaplinghat continue to mine data from the Fermi telescope, attempting to confirm their interpretation. If they are right, they are seeing levels of reality that go even deeper than the mind-boggling discoveries at the Large Hadron Collider.
"Dark matter is telling us there are fundamental things that we don't understand about physics," says Van Waerbeke. "Maybe we are at the beginning of a complete revolution."

Debut of the Mind-Controlled Robots

Using a brain implant, a paralyzed stroke victim directed a robotic arm to accomplish basic tasks.  People who cannot control their limbs may soon regain movement and independence.



John Donoghue, the director of the Institute for Brain Science at Brown University, could not contain his excitement. For years he had been working on a revolutionary method to pick up brain signals from paralyzed patients and translate them into commands to move mechanical limbs. If all went well in this experiment, Cathy Hutchinson, a 58-year-old woman who lost the use of her limbs in a stroke, would control a robotic arm and hand and use them to lift a bottle of coffee to her mouth—just by thinking. "Guys," Donoghue told his collaborators, "buy the most expensive camera we can afford and shoot this in high-definition. This is a historic moment." 
And so it was. Hutchinson sipped coffee from a bottle, the first time she had served herself in 14 years and the first time a person had ever guided a robotic limb with her thoughts. The achievement was reported in a May 2012 Nature article.
In a sense Donoghue, 63, has been building up to this moment all his life. As a child, he suffered from Leggs-Calvé-Perthes disease, which prevented him from walking for two years. In his first job after college, he worked at the Walter E. Fernald State School, an institution for the mentally handicapped. "I was looking at brains in the lab and then looking out the window at people who had brain diseases that completely took away their humanity, their ability to interact," he says. "I've been trying to understand what the brain is doing because to me the brain is the organ of our humanity. It gives us our mental life, and that makes us what we are." DISCOVER senior editor Kevin Berger spoke with Donoghue in his Brown University office.
You have found a way to help paralyzed people by converting brain signals into computer code to maneuver a robotic arm. How does that work?

Neurons in the brain create electric signals. When the neurons are sufficiently tickled by inputs, they fire electrical impulses called spikes. We have a simple tool to record those spikes, the microelectrode, which has been around since the 1930s. EEG [electroencephalography] electrodes record the neurons' activity from outside the head or on top of the cortex, but the resolution is blurry. It’s sort of like listening from the Goodyear blimp to a crowd in the sports stadium. You need to drop the microphone right next to people's mouths to really hear them. 


So you created that neural microphone—a silicon chip with 100 electrodes implanted in the brain—and connected it with wires to a computer. Then what do you do? 

Once I have the microelectrode array in your motor cortex, the brain's command center for movement, you watch a cursor on a video moving left and right. I then say, "Imagine you’re doing that by moving your hand on a mouse." As you imagine doing this, and the cursor moves to the right, I record the number of spikes, and it's five. And when the cursor moves to the left, it’s two. So now I have a coding model. Five means right, two means left. 


You can tell what I want to do by recording a single neuron? But we have 100 billion neurons in our brain!

That's what's so remarkable. The brain operates over broad networks. There's a tendency to think you've got one neuron that’s saying "left." But if that one cell dies, it doesn’t make any difference, because the message is distributed over many neurons. Of the many million neurons in the motor cortex, most of them have some kind of information about leftness. Now, the code for a single neuron is not so simple. Sometimes imagining left might produce two spikes, sometimes four. It's variable. So we average a set of neurons together. With [my patient] Cathy, we were using a few dozen neurons, and the computer decoded the likelihood that they were signaling "go left" or "go right."

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The robot arm controlled by Donoghue's test subject was originally developed to aid amputee veterans.
Jesse Burke
How does that code then tell the robotic arm what to do?

The signal comes out of the computer, and it's converted into electronic commands that the robot arm understands as: move a little bit forward, back, up, down, go left, go right, or open or close the hand.


That process sounds almost magical, controlling a device with your thoughts. But the process wasn't instant or intuitive; you needed the prerecorded sessions with Cathy Hutchinson to establish a map of her brain signals for the computer, right?

Right. We play all the data through the computer, and it gives the commands. Virtually 100 percent of people who hear Cathy's story for the first time think that she’s learning how to control a cursor or robotic arm. In reality, she doesn't learn anything. She tries to control the arm by imagining she's controlling it. And we use the neural data from her brain and the map of her brain signals we've generated to understand what she's trying to do and make that happen.


Does that mean we are safe from thought police hacking into our brains to detect whether we're about to commit a crime?

I don't think we can go there. But what might happen is that we could address schizophrenia, depression, or other psychiatric diseases. I could imagine that with an electrode array in the right location in the brain, we might learn to understand the differences in neuronal spiking between normal and aberrant brains. It may be that a disease forms aberrant patterns, and those patterns lead to the psychosis. This is a little bit sci-fi, but it's in the realm of things that could be done. Imagine you could deliver medication to the site in the brain when it's upset. With hair-thin electrodes, it is now possible to put a pump on the side of them and deliver drugs to the site when there is aberrant activity, quiet it down. 
You have said that your system could eventually be wireless, with implants transmitting signals to a wearable device that would steer the robotic limbs. Could paralyzed people then walk again, using an exoskeleton frame?

Technically, yes, but we don't know a lot yet about the source of leg signals. And the problem of walking is much harder. You have to coordinate both limbs and balance. Another complication is the cosmetic factor. Christopher Reeve once said, "I don’t want to look like a robot." That goes for nearly everybody who is disabled. Also, today's wheelchairs are pretty good. So our focus is the arms. If you can't move your arms, it is extraordinarily debilitating. We want to give paralyzed people back something that is extremely liberating. 


Impatient Futurist: Your Domestic Robot Servant Has Finally Arrived (in a Fashion)






Like many people with limited social skills, I’ve always wanted a robot. And I’ve never been the least put off by the strict movie rule that having a robot can only result in its owner being pushed down the stairs, sucked into the vacuum of outer space, or enslaved with what’s left of humanity. I’m well aware that movie rules are hardly ever wrong, but it hasn’t been fear of betrayal that’s kept me from having a robot helper. It’s been the lack of their existence, in spite of a century of big talk. And this has left me not only without the sort of non–emotion-experiencing companion who could really understand me but also with a lot more laundry, cooking, dirty dishes, and child care than a technophilic citizen of the 21st century should have to put up with.
Useful home robots have always been about 20 years in the future, according to experts—a discouraging estimate, since the same experts assure me every other exciting technology under development is only 5 years away. Yes, I know, you can drive over to Walmart and pick up a carpet-vacuuming “robot” to keep your lawn-mowing “robot” company. While you’re there, why don’t you also grab a “house” in the camping department? I’ve got no interest in keeping company with hundreds of dumb, whirring little things. Scampering scrubbers and pot-stirrers are way too small and stupid to push me down the stairs when I’m not looking.
I’m hardly more impressed with the current small crop of machines that fall into the category of sticking a laptop on a wheeled dress mannequin and calling it a robot. The best you’re going to do there is Luna, a human-size “robot” that will soon be widely available from a company called RoboDynamics in Santa Monica, California, for $3,000—incredibly cheap for a humanoid, but incredibly expensive for a device that can’t do much more than try not to bump into furniture and senior citizens as it desultorily wheels itself around your home, toting a tray of drinks you’ve carefully placed on its precarious, pipe-like “arms.” Don’t count on much more than that from Ava, a forthcoming armless “robot” from iRobot (the Roomba folks) that replaces the laptop head with an iPad head. Please.
No, I’m holding out for something more along the lines of Personal Robot 2, or PR2 to its friends. Now there’s a robot I’d be proud to be enslaved by. Sold by Willow Garage in Menlo Park, California, 2 doesn’t merely slink around your home, it actually does useful stuff. Get this: PR2 can fold laundry, walk and pick up after dogs, and cook a complete breakfast of Weisswurst Frühstück. That’s probably a lot more than you do around the house, assuming you’re not one of those Bavarian superspouses who try to make the rest of us look bad.
And PR2 has viable competition for my enslavement: HERB (a.k.a. Home Exploring Robotic Butler, in keeping with the intergalactic law requiring all robot names to be colorless acronyms), developed by the Personal Robotics Lab at Carnegie Mellon University. HERB can, among many other things, fetch beer, which is critical—any robot I buy that can’t do as much is going straight back to Amazon. What’s more, HERB can pick up and carry around mugs of coffee and later bring the empty mugs to the sink, and has been enlisted at parties to do this all day long. This really impresses me, because it’s what I do all day long, too, and it’s taken me quite a while to get good at it.
So why don’t i consider myself to be living in the age of home robots? I hate to go negative on my future best friends/masters, but I feel obligated to point out their shortcomings. PR2 can do cool things, but only under tightly controlled conditions, and with uneven results. For example, the only laundry it can fold is a towel, and it takes it six minutes to fold a single one (bright sideishly, that’s down from 25 minutes in earlier versions). Also PR2 costs $400,000. That would be a big drawback for me, too, if it weren’t for the generous expense budget I get as a columnist. HERB is similarly limited—it dropped eight mugs during the aforementioned party—and would probably be at least as expensive if it were buyable. Which it isn’t.